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Guides for teenagers and adults

By admin On June 23, 2012 · Add Comment
Adults’ Guide to Teenagers: If your daughter is buying sexy underwear, she’s having sex. Sorry, but she is. If your son is buying condoms he is at least hoping to have sex. Teenagers don’t want to see you dance. Teenagers assume you don’t have sex so don’t talk about it. If you want to [...]
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What not to say

By admin On June 23, 2012 · Add Comment
What not to say to your teenager “It’s just puppy fat. Anyway you have a very nice face.” “I don’t like your new boyfriend.” “I like your new boyfriend.” “Of course I love you unconditionally but…” “Spots, blackheads and pimples don’t matter. It’s what’s inside that counts.” What not to say to your parents [...]
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Bad poetry competition

On June 23, 2012 By admin
In My Desperate Love Diary Kelly Ann and her friends composed some truly dreadful poetry. Can you write verses as dire as theirs or even worse perhaps? Every month I will award a prize to the very worst example of desperately bad poems I receive. The lucky winners will receive a signed copy of My [...]
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Ten tips for writers

On June 23, 2012 By admin
Authors tend to depression, alcoholism and suicide. Don’t do it. OK, if you’re still determined you’re probably at least slightly masochistic and mad. This helps. Write a good book, or at least part of a book, but preferably a whole book. You have to type it. Double spaced with big margins and page numbered. [...]
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Hallowe’en disasters

On June 11, 2012 By admin
You either love or hate fancy dress parties.  I’m in the latter camp.  They always intimidate me because I have no imagination.  Hmm, possibly not a good admission for a fiction writer. Okay, let me be a bit more specific. I’ve never been a great fan of reality and have spent most of my [...]
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April Fool’s Day

On June 11, 2012 By admin
It’s that time again.  April Fool’s Day approaches and someone somewhere will be phoning a Zoo asking for Mr. G. Raffe, trying to buy tartan paint, or being sent to the office supplies to ask for a long weight (and will be left standing outside the door for a very long time- ha ha). [...]
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    • Interview
  • My books
    • My Scorching Summer Diary
    • My Rocky Romance Diary
    • My Dating Disasters Diary
    • Jumping to Confusions
    • My Now or Never Diary
    • My Desperate Love Diary
  • Dating guide
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